so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic
actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs
no it was to be more pharohdynamic
Chris Evans really gives off the “I have a big dick but I don’t brag about it” aura and I’m about that
Marvel Studios’ Chris Crisis (Chrisis)
Marvel: So for Thor we’ve cast Chris Hemsworth…
Me: Ooo, he’s hot!
Marvel: Then for Captain America we’ve got Chris Evans…
Me: Also extremely hot.
Marvel: Now to complete the Chris trifecta we’ve cast Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Me: Andy from Parks and Rec? He’s more goofy-cute than hot.
Marvel: We will make him hot.
Me: Yeah okay….
Marvel: You’re welcome.