Tuesday, September 2, 2014

atomic-glitter:

Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.

JK Rowling’s and Evanna Lynch’s twitter conversation

(Source: buckbeakisback)

I’ll sleep in a tree and eat berries and black nuts. And all the fair people will be my friends. I’ll be happy here for the rest of my life.

(Source: kpfun)

bellaswanscullen:

"I’m breaking all the rules now anyway. Since I’m going to hell."

merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

buckysexual:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

caramelkite

When I went to see Divergent the employees changed the name to Detergent as a joke, then I realized Captain America was changed to Captain Planet and Mr. Peabody was Mr. Peeboody. Someone was bored, really bored.


LET ME POINT OUT OF THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS SCENE:
Here, Captain America - a hero in this film - is standing still while three other kinds of heroes, rush around to do thier job. (this is in no way bashing Cap, he is simply standing still at this moment, most likely in shock/fatigue). A soldier, a BLACK COP and two firemen. While American’s super soldier is immobilized, our every day heroes are still fighting to ensure safety and peace. The fact that Marvel created this moment in thier film, a film focused on the heroes, speaks yet again to thier message that you don’t have to be a super, to be super.  
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LET ME POINT OUT OF THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS SCENE:

Here, Captain America - a hero in this film - is standing still while three other kinds of heroes, rush around to do thier job. (this is in no way bashing Cap, he is simply standing still at this moment, most likely in shock/fatigue). A soldier, a BLACK COP and two firemen. While American’s super soldier is immobilized, our every day heroes are still fighting to ensure safety and peace. The fact that Marvel created this moment in thier film, a film focused on the heroes, speaks yet again to thier message that you don’t have to be a super, to be super.  

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(Source: midtownsbest)

apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

(Source: sehastianstan)

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

caamimcfly:

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dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

(Source: dierwolf)

Monday, September 1, 2014

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

kingforhermione:

coffeeandrain-itsallthesame:

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!

Ain’t no ancestors gonna bring her down.

(Source: thedisneyprincess)

He knows how to play.